Tuesday, June 10, 2014

J is for Joke




An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high.

"I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250.00 for just
an overnight stay! I didn't even have breakfast."

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate, and breakfast had
been included had she wanted it.

She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, Announced: "This Hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."

"But I didn't use them," she said.

''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on To explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel
shows for which they were so famous. "We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here, the Manager said.

"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied,

"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager  countered with his standard
response. After several minutes of discussion and with the Manager still unmoved she decided to pay.  She wrote a check and gave it to him.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.

"But madam, this check is for $50.00." 

"That's correct! I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied
.
"But I didn't!" exclaimed the very surprised Manager.

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

16 comments:

  1. ROFLMBO! Love this one Sunny! Thanks so much! ;D

    Hugs and Blessings...
    Cat

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  2. LoL Sunny, good one :) Thank you for the laugh

    Hugs
    Roz

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  3. SG,

    Funny. Thanks so much for the laugh.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Your welcome Ronnie. I love laughing even if it gives you lines.

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  4. Love it! Wonder if we should have tried this in Vegas!

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  5. Oh that's a good one!! Thanks for the laugh.

    One the other handm, it's so true!! We are charged with so much stuff that we could never use. Aaaaah, life. :)

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  6. That was awesome! I'm laughing out loud!!!

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    1. Yes, I can definitely see myself saying something sarcastic like that.

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  8. Oh that was perfect.... Hmmmm
    Now I'm thinking.... Would I be brave enough to use that in real life?

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  9. Sure you would, but you would do it with a smile.

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